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The Psychological Love Potion

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. — Matt Groening For people in romantic relationships, you probably realized that this last Saturday was Valentine’s Day. For people not in romantic relationships, you also probably realized it was Valentine’s Day,…

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The Valedictorian Speech That Wasn’t

Here goes what my valedictorian address would have been. Do understand that it is meant to be heard rather than read, but I believe it translates all right to the page. Enjoy: For four years, twice a year, I have submitted my poetry and fiction to Santa Clara’s literary magazine…I’ve been rejected every time. I’ve…

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Silence

A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to.             — Thomas Hardy Stop reading. Look away from the computer screen. Turn off the music you’re listening to. (You may be thinking that it would be hard to follow those second two directions if you followed the first, but we both know…