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  • Coffee Talk

    ByJake Teeny

    If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. –Abraham Lincoln There are three things the world could not currently live without: electricity, Google maps, and coffee (fresh water, food, and sunlight are overrated). And so I will now demonstrably prove through formal logic, why…

  • Silence

    ByJake Teeny

    A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to.             — Thomas Hardy Stop reading. Look away from the computer screen. Turn off the music you’re listening to. (You may be thinking that it would be hard to follow those second two directions if you followed the first, but we both know…