Family Matters
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
— Dick …
Illogical Traffic
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
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About My Dad
Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they …
The Valedictorian Speech That Wasn’t
Here goes what my valedictorian address would have been. Do understand that it is meant to be heard …
The Inspiration of Rejection
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
— Bill …
Prefection
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
— Augusten …