I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very carefully burned down the house. – Anonymous If you look at the picture, I’m not sure who would’ve had the worse experience. Though I can tell you right now, no matter where you’re reading this post, you would have heard…
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting. — Tom Stoppard It’s that time of year again where I have to select a particular stranger based on appearance, learn what I can about his or her personal characteristics, then “fill in their bubble,” if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, this isn’t my online…
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. — Oscar Wilde If I told you to stop reading this blog post right now, could you do it? I mean you already followed one link or another to get here. You intentionally wanted to read what I had to say….
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. — Henry Kissinger Ah, servitude. The great role of butlers, limo drivers, and the siblings of brothers with a broken leg. For assuming you didn’t know, my brother, Zach, broke his leg on the monkey bars. And because he just forced me to…
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. — Gore Vidal There are few things in life that can sway the emotions of an entire country. The winner of American Idol. The release of a Harry Potter novel. This blog. The presidential election. And whether…
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. — Edgar Allen Poe Boo! Did I scare you? If I did, you likely have treslitteraphobia. Fear of three letter words. Or, more likely, you’re a moron. The art of horror is difficult to…