Brrrrrrrrrrrr! - Jake's first words every morning in Ohio If you're like approximately 90% of the population, winter is not your favorite season. The cold, the ice, the lack of festive holidays …
What Color Are Your Glasses?
I don’t mind lying but I hate inaccuracy. -- Samuel Butler Researchers say that when you first meet someone, you have five minutes to see them as they are, five minutes to see them as the world …
Oh Snow You Didn’t!
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. -- Patrick Young Isn’t snow beautiful? The graceful tumble of those …
Karma’s Relation to the Female Dog
We are not punished for our sins, but by them. – Elbert Hubbard It would have been nice if my iPhone had given me the heads up about the torrential downpour to take place three minutes into my …
Jake. Angry.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. -- Evan Esar No, I'm not mad because the belt I purchased two months ago at the pinnacle of my fitness is now down to the …
Auto Immobile
If you cannot convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S Truman klisk…klisk…klisk, klisk, klisk-klisk-kliskkliskkliskkliskkliskKLISKKLISKKLISK No, that is not the sound of a snake getting sexually …